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Eye on F.C.C., TV and Radio Watch Words
NYTimes.com
"The reverberations from this year's fiasco of a Super Bowl half-time show are reaching every corner of the broadcasting world, and not even the viewers of "Masterpiece Theater" are immune
The producers of "Masterpiece Theater," intent on staying in the good graces of a Federal Communications Commission increasingly vigilant for instances of indecency, took a step last month they never had before. They chose not to make available to PBS member stations an unexpurgated version of the critically acclaimed British series "Prime Suspect," and instead sent out two edited versions: one with all of the salty language edited, and another with only some of the possibly offending words excised.
Taking similar cues from regulators, an Indianapolis radio station pre-empted words like "urinate," "damn" and "orgy" from going out over the air during a recent broadcast of Rush Limbaugh's talk show.
And classic rock radio stations have felt compelled to prune their playlists, striking songs like Elton John's "The Bitch Is Back" and "Bitch" by the Rolling Stones..."
The cultural revolution has begun. We will get this country back to Christian, puritanical, anglo-saxon values again.
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Sorry for not posting in forever. I've been busy trying to justify lying to the American public and feeding Congress misinformation. Things are getting sticky. I just need to keep using the phrases "liberation" and "Al Queda" and "September 11," and I think everything will be alright.
Tomorrow Dick and I are going before the 9/11 Panel. I'm just going to let Dick do most of the work. Talking is not one of my strong points.
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| take THAT Lt. Kerry |
[16 Feb 2004|02:41pm] |
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I have ordered all my National Guard records be released.
These documents will definitively show that without a shadow of a doubt, there's a high probability that I might have been somewhat fulfilling my duties properly and to the fullest extent.
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| damn cowards |
[03 Jan 2004|05:25pm] |
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Army Drops Charge Against Interrogator
WashingtonPost.com
Wednesday, December 31, 2003
The Army dropped a dereliction-of-duty charge against a soldier, but his military career is still in limbo, his attorney said.
Staff Sgt. Georg-Andreas Pogany, 32, an interrogator in the 10th Special Forces Group, was charged with cowardice, punishable by death, Oct. 14 after suffering what he said was a panic attack from seeing the body of an Iraqi mangled by gunfire.
Bastard should have been prosecuted. We don't want no pansy-ass cry-babies in our dadburn military. Our boys should be reveling in every death, and taking delight in seeing every rat-infested mangled corpse.
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| bu-bye Saddam! |
[14 Dec 2003|07:11pm] |
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Fellow Americans, Saddam Hussein has been captured and is currently being tortu... I mean, "interrogated" by US officials. The capture of this evil tyrant is a tactical victory for my re-elec... er, for the War on Terrorism and the promotion of democracy and freedom abroad. Although the US has repeatedly stood firm against the idea of the International Criminal Court, I can assure you that America, will provide Mr. Hussein with a just and impartial trial.
Thank you, and God Bless Amer'ca.
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| voila! |
[11 Dec 2003|08:44pm] |
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Go to Google, type in "miserable failure" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky."
heh heh.
Oooh, I'm missing "The Simple Life," crap!
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| gobble gobble |
[04 Dec 2003|11:34am] |
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The Bird Was Perfect But Not For Dinner; In Iraq Picture, Bush Is Holding the Centerpiece
WashingtonPost.com
Thursday, December 4, 2003
...Officials said they did not know the turkey would be there or that Bush would pick it up. A contractor had roasted and primped the turkey to adorn the buffet line, while the 600 soldiers were served from cafeteria-style steam trays, the officials said. They said the bird was not placed there in anticipation of Bush's stealthy visit, and military sources said a trophy turkey is a standard feature of holiday chow lines.
No wonder I was the only one holding a giant whole turkey... Mmm.... trophy turkey...
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| mugha |
[01 Dec 2003|08:42am] |
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What uplifting news to wake up to! U.S. Forces Kill 46 Iraqis After Ambushes. God really is on our side.
In other news, I heard a joke yesterday.
Q. What is better than winning first place in the Special Olympics?
A. Not being a retard.
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| Crikey! |
[17 Nov 2003|05:36pm] |
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Blair defends Bush visit
Guardian Unlimited
The prime minister, Tony Blair, today publicly defended his decision to invite the US president for a state visit to the UK, as the first details of Mr Bush's itinerary were released by Downing Street and a lone protester scaled the gates of Buckingham palace.
Mmm, I love how far Tony has his nose up my arse on all foreign policy matters.
So, I'm visiting England, and I'm really nervous because I'm not sure how to speak British. Is London in the United Kingdom, or Scotland? All this traveling and geography makes my head hurt. I'm going to play some video games.
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| It's OPINION time! |
[16 Nov 2003|05:38pm] |
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Poll #205773 Iraq Strategy
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 78 Which strategy for Iraq do you most agree with?
Please note, all responses not in accordance with the Patriot Act will be investigated by the Department of Homeland Security.
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| Bah! |
[16 Nov 2003|12:52pm] |
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Your message submitted to the moderated community conservatism has been rejected by a moderator of that community.
This is the message you submitted:
Time: 2003-11-16 12:23
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Good work, my little gnomes. Keep bashing those hippies and sending your
paychecks to my campaign.
Regards,
LiveJournal.com Team
Bah! Insubordinate yahoos. Don't they recognize their Imperial Leader when they see him? They probably voted for McCain in the last primary. This is going in their FBI files.
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| sweet Jesus! |
[16 Nov 2003|11:41am] |
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Kathleen Blanco Wins Louisiana Gov. Race
White Male Monopoly on Governor's Office Will End
By Lee Hockstader
Washington Post Staff Writer
NEW ORLEANS, Nov. 15 -- Lt. Gov. Kathleen Blanco, a Cajun grandmother and veteran Democrat, won a tightly contested election for Louisiana's governor Saturday, breaking a 130-year lock by white males on the job and snapping a string of Republican gubernatorial victories this fall.
She defeated Republican Bobby Jindal, a brown-skinned 32-year-old son of immigrants from India whose energetic campaign and credentials as a wunderkind technocrat and committed conservative lifted him from obscurity to the cusp of victory in his first race for public office.
I don't know which is worse, a woman democrat or an Indian Republican. I say send the whole lot of 'em to Canada.
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The U.S. government OKs the export of shackles and stun guns
U.S. News
The United States has permitted American companies to ship electric-shock weapons and mechanical restraints to 39 countries accused of torturing dissidents and detainees, according to a U.S. News review of export documents and State Department reports.
Well darn it, if they won't let me use my toys over here, I'll send 'em to my buddies.
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| YeeeHaw! |
[16 Nov 2003|01:07am] |
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Bush unfazed by UK protest plans
BBC News
US President George Bush says he will not be upset by mass protests planned for his visit to London next week. In interviews with UK journalists, he said: "I can understand people not liking war, if that's what they're there to protest. I don't like war."
Who says I'm not a profound thinker?
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| Ahhh crap. |
[15 Nov 2003|09:33pm] |
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17 Soldiers Die as Two U.S. Helicopters Crash.
By Daniel Williams
Washington Post Foreign Service
BAGHDAD, Nov. 15 -- Two U.S. Army UH-60 Black Hawk helicopters collided in midair Saturday and crashed into a residential neighborhood in the northern city of Mosul, killing at least 17 soldiers and injuring five, the U.S. military said.
This won't look good to the voters. The public is so finicky... one second they're applauding the War on Terrorism and the second one of our boys goes down, they're all over me like Bill Clinton on an intern. Come on folks, this is WAR. People DIE. sheesh.
I'm really sick of the Washington Post and New York Times always focusing on the negative. Did they point out yesterday that NOONE died? C'mon, give me some credit here.
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| A Monumental Day in the Nation's Capital |
[15 Nov 2003|09:16pm] |
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These online journals seem to be all the craze, so I figured, heck, why couldn't I get one? After a long, boring day of pretending to pay attention to all those reports and briefs and listening to Dick and Rummie go on about strategy and attack while Ashcroft is talking my ear off about his crazy paranoias about open information and the lack of surveillance in this country, I decided I need a place I can vent. I'm sick of throwing darts at the pictures of Michael Moore and Ted Kennedy. Even shooting beercans off the Whitehouse fence is getting old.
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